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Hijack Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!