What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!