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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.