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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.