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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.