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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.