What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.