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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.