What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.