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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.