Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.