What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.