What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.