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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

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What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.