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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.