What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Bison

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.