What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?