What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!