What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.