What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.