What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.