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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.