What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!