If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Ja-scusi.
Because the are always metal-ing.
He hon(hon hon)s it.
Their match wouldn't light.
The match
Because pepper makes them sneeze
Salt and Pepper shakers
It's a large fog in Italy
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Dey both sinna, mon!
Tire-less
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Get in the car
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
He was a blacksmith
