If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Ja-scusi.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Because it's all play.
His leg was in a cast.
Because she prefers to drive stick!
A Ford.
AYE MATEY
The night before a test.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
Tire-less
Serie-a*l
Asparagi!
I didn't do it on porpoise.
He's a blacksmith
Because it was irony.
