Occupant Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Blacksmith Jokes More Blacksmith Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.