If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Ja-scusi.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
The light was on.
Because it was irony.
Forging.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Because that's where they get their best cues.
A seasoned traveller.
He thought it was Coke!
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
They always turn out to be sub par.
