If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Wall Street
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
A notebook has papers.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
She was wearing no turn on red.:
Don't look I'm changing!
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Buckle Buckle
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Heavy!
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Lawn chair.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
The color.
