What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*