What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*