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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*