Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Tree turdy.
Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
You can punch information into a computer.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
They're writing their last will and testament.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
