What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.