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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!