How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill