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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.