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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!