How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case