Information Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.