How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.