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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.