How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.