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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.