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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.