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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.