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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.