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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.