Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
She reads them pig tales.
Nightmares you racist.
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The Sirens of the Rams.
