Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens