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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.