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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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The Sound of Sirens

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.