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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.