Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
A dinosnore!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
The Sound of Sirens
The Sirens of the Rams.