What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.