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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.