What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H