What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!

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What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.