What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.