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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!