What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!