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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.