Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites