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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.