Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food