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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.