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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

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When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"