Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda!

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect