Nun chucks.
To make them happy before they die.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Poison by Christian Dior!
It was I, **RIO**!!!
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
It was obvious he was kidding.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Lobsters
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because he was Russian
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
Snow balls. Ha
You owe Eve an O.
Premature Edraculation
Just beet it
He heard boys' pants were half off.
