Nun chucks.
To make them happy before they die.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Poison by Christian Dior!
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Because he finally swallowed his pride
None, but you can get food poisoning.
Because NE-coli.
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
11 years old.
A warehouse
Build a house next to it.
Captain Cook.
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
A-minor
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
On the Hymnternet.
A bad Habit.
