Poison Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

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The knife has a point.

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