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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.