Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
Depends.
Depends...
Because
Fruity Plebbles.
She thought it was diet coke.
Ryes over rum.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
