Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
When it's raining cats and dogs!
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
You have a shot with a pool table.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
We don't want any treble
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
Right where ya left him.
A Hot Cross Bunny
Hot cross bunnies.
Ryes over rum.
