Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Meowcus
Aren't all cats pure evil
They pushed two twins together and made a king.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
Ok you 2 dont start anything
And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"
Right where ya left him.
Hot Cross Bunnies!
Drop the base.
Ryes over rum.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
