What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.