What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.