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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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The deceased!

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We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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They're afraid of the shots.

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A shot in the dark.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.