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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.