John F. Kennedy Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Democratic Party Jokes More Democratic Party Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent