Because he can't take a shot to the head.
Because he had too many shots.
He was too open-minded.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
From a distance they look like hares!
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.
The Brains of Castamere.
Not yet," she replied
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent