Shot Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

How do bros want their drinks?

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...