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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.