Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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