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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade