Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard.