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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!