What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.