What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.