What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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W' jammin it

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Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro