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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.