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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military