What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

W' jammin it

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes