What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes