Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.