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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.