What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!