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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!