What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.