What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe