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What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!