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What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe