What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!