What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe