What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe