Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.