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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom