Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!