What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar