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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)