What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.