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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.