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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel