Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel