Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.