Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.