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Spy Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.