Spy Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Secret Agent Jokes More Secret Agent Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.