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What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!