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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.