What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...