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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.