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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.