Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.