Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.