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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Cheesier Jokes More Cheesier Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)