Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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Zero, because none of them knows how to

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

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To stamp out forest fires!

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The Imperial March

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.