Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)