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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Cheesier Jokes More Cheesier Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.