Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.