What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!