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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.