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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.