What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."