What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.