What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani