How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Depresso Jokes More Depresso Jokes

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.