How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.