How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.