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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.