How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso