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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.