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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso