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Depresso Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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He was snowed in

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She was feeling Sleepy.

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Because he felt like BACON!

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Despresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.