Depresso Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Sad Coffee Jokes More Sad Coffee Jokes

What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso