Depresso Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

How does the executioner like his coffee?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell