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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.