What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05