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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.