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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD -... B - You Will

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat