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Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Morpheus Jokes More Morpheus Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Absolutely Sense Jokes More Absolutely Sense Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Neosporin Jokes More Neosporin Jokes

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.