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Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Neosporin Jokes More Neosporin Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Morpheus Jokes More Morpheus Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.