Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

You might also enjoy:

Neosporin Jokes More Neosporin Jokes

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Absolutely Sense Jokes More Absolutely Sense Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Morpheus Jokes More Morpheus Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.