The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
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The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
A buck-an-ear
They have webbed feet!
Coma-toes.
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A podiatrist bucks up your feet.