Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit