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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.