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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit