Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.