Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit