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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.