Knit Jokes

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit