What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.